I wanted my selfie to
but instead it only got
This just blew my mind
I guess you could say it changed your
what the fuck is this
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
Uptown Girls (2003)
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
#sounds like something a drug dealer would say